Time
Too many things eating at my time. When I see something, I think about how much time that item represents. A video game can take 100 hours to complete, so it represents 100 hours of my life (assuming I finish it, which I wouldn't). The actual dollar amount I would pay for any item is nothing compared to the time I would spend with it. Assume some number of hours of live left, and from there one can work out the minimum percentage of ones life that item or event represents. If you are going to be hit by a car and die tomorrow, it represents a bigger part of your life.
So how does one decide? To many things calling out to me. "Spend time with me!" says the TV set. "Watch all of the shows. Sure, they might suck, but at least you will have something to talk about with other humans." "Eat me", says the Super Premium Ice Cream in my freezer. "Munch me.", says the snack food. "Come to me and spend the day.", says KFC. "Lick me from head to toe, stopping at some key locations to make sure you get the job done", says... well, I'll leave that one out for now. Then there is Internet Porn, "Look at all that I have to offer! Just 3 hours a day of your life is all I ask, and your every fantasy can be filled. Sex with plants, I've got thousands of movies and pictures for you." That Internet Porn, it always seems to know my weakness.
So, what is the point? Well, the price you pay for something is nothing compared to the time. You can make more money, but you can not make more time. So, stop watching bad TV shows, stop going to movies, don't play games, stop looking at porn (hold your horses until I finish before you think about lynching me for proposing this radical idea), etc - then you will have saved all of your wonderful, luscious time to do quality things, things that you really want to do... What else is there to do? If you give up everything, you have all of the time in the world, but the only thing left to do is sit around waiting to spend that time on something Really Big!
The Edward
PS Waste your time how you feel, since even reading a classic book is still just wasting time. (or "using time" as an bloody optimist might say, those sad little people with nothing better to do that tell you that the glass is half full - well, I can tell them what to do with that other half of the glass! "Always look on the bring side.", what, so I can be blinded by their pithy sayings? "You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar", yeah, and they all drown slowly in the thick syrup, painfully suffocating, you sick "happy" bastards.) All things are equal in death. So, do anything you want, while you can. Even downloading plant porn.
2 comments:
Ed - This is bad. I finally figured out who you were. I have some time to "waste" at work and so I was going over my blog entries and comments coz I like nothing better than to read my own writing and I clicked on you blue name and saw you were from San Jose. Then I went back and really read your comment over 3x and it hit me like a ton of bricks, you're my bro's friend! Yes, he's the sharp tool in the shed, me on the other hand, takes me awhile to put two and two together and even then I have to use paper and pencil and TouchPoint math strategies. Anyhoo, I thought I would finally respond to your comment. Thanks reading, if you still do. I read in one of your other posts how certain groups want you to focus on one thing. Don't. Let your blog be Edward. You, in real life don't focus on just one thing. I see three trends of your thinking: plants, pussy, and science. Happy Blogging. Tell my brother I said Howdy.
Thank you for your comments. Chris told me that my comment on your blog wasn't very clear - I try to be funny too often at the expense of clarity. I have enjoyed reading your blog, I like the way you turn a phrase. I admit, most of what I post doesn't necessarily reflect what I truly believe or what I spend my time thinking about - it is my view of what I think of this world and what I believe matters to the humans on it. I mean, who doesn't enjoy a good pussy, a tasty plant, or a deep science? Or a combination of those three!
Thank again for reading. I hope you found some entertainment here, and I hope we stay in touch.
-Edward
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