Funny Topics

Though I had more to say on the past thread of topics, I will save them for The Future. I have had people come up to me and say "Edward", which is good because if they had said "Ed" I would have smacked them. "Edward", they say, "What's with all of the serious topics recently? Make with the funny. Talk about pussy again." Which is interesting, because when I was pussy-talking before, a different group of people thought that I was too focused on the pussy. And there is yet a third group that thinks I switch around too much, I should have a focused blog, maybe doing movie reviews. So, maybe I should try to combine them and appease everyone! (or upset everyone!) A focus, funny, yet serious, blog entry about movie pussy.

I remember way back when, R-Rated meant that there would be nudity, and we liked it. We would line up around the block for the chance to possibly see a breast, or heaven forbid, a pussy shot. Now a days, with this Internet porn thing, there really isn't a reason to see movies in the theatres. And most actresses seem to think that their bodies are so much better than everyone else's that they no longer do nude scenes. Although the net outcome is that it forces people to download pictures of these actresses faces on porn star's bodies and pretend that they pictures are not fakes, and not see the crappy movies. And since almost all movie scripts are utter crap, without the titillation of possibly seeing something "naughty" on screen, the mind-numbingness of movies really shines through.

My recommendation to this problem: See X-Rated movies! There are a few companies out there that try to make "women friendly" movies, which means that they almost have a plot (and no up-close-and-personal shots of pussy being penetrated). If the demand for these types of movies increase, they could easily become the new R-Rated movies. The quality of the scripts are about the same as old R, the amount of sex is a little higher, and the FX budget is a lot lower. So, if more people buy/see these types of movies, I think the budgets will go up, and the quality will rise like a happy audience member.

So, see some pussy and help the movie industry! You'll be thanking yourself all night long.

The Edward

PS I wasn't sure, but in the end I had to say something, so I will keep it short and to the point: I think there is a common thread through all of my posts.