Saturday, June 10, 2006

Socks

Is there nothing better in this world than socks? All the bright colors! And all of the comfort! I don't understand those people who choose sandals (without socks, gasp). Why wouldn't you want to wear shorts and bright green socks? Or red? Or multicolored? Why? The only time you should see someone's bare ankles is when she rests them on your shoulders.

So, keep it clean, wear socks. And remember, the brighter the colors, the better!

-Edward

2 comments:

Sugar Addict said...

Socks rule. If only the world were dry and cushy enough to allow sock-footed travel everywhere.

I highly recommend Smart Wool socks. Pricey, but oh so comfy. And I generally hate wool socks.

The Edward said...

I can see a future without socks. < shudder > Once force-fields are developed, a force-field would appear just before ones foot touches the ground, giving the illusion of barefooted walking. When tuned correctly, it will feel better than socks, but will it be worth the loss of colors and covering?

In the meantime, I will have to check out these Smart Wool socks you mentioned.