Spank me a new one

Sure, I have some interesting topics, ones I've worked on for a while (though by worked on, I mean "have plagued my thoughts, keeping me awake at night, until I scribble down some of it on scraps of paper that I search for in the middle of the night so that the voice in my head will shut up about it"), but I do not feel like exploring those topics right now. As a matter of fact, when it came time to write down something, the only thing I could think of was the title. No idea where that came from, and no idea what it means. It was just a random set of words that buzzed around until I typed them in the Title area. And all of this, hard to believe it is all unplanned, just like most people's first child. "We were just typing away all night long, and the next thing we knew, she was pregnant. Maybe if we hadn't typed so fast, I wouldn't have spilled white-out all over the inside of the keyboard. We will definitely have to use a glove the next time we type, even though I can not feel the keys with a glove on. Those keys feel oh so good on the tips of my bare naked fingers... Screw it, let's just type bareback and take our chances!"

I just watched this week's South Park. It had its moments. The funniest part, in my opinion, was the The Hardly Boys who were, get this, a parody of The Hardy Boys! They mostly stood around saying "I think I'm getting a clue. Yes, it is a raging clue. It is pointing this way. All this talk is giving me a clue too. This is the hardest clue I've every had. I was getting a clue like every minute. I had so much clue that I almost got clue juice all over John." I never knew the Hardy Boys were so clueful. And of course, it got me thinking, one can use most any word and say it the right way, and people will read sexual innuendo into it. Well, okay, I always knew that, which is why almost all of my posts are like that - I think it to be very funny, because it says to me how much the human world is about sex. Though, that is one of those other Future Posts that have been in my head poking through. (Though, now that I think about it, I have to look through my 91 previous posts to see if I already have one called "I once knew this lesbian.")

Amazing how much one can write without saying anything. The question is: how much can people read without reading anything? Actually, that makes no sense whatsoever. The real question is: Is it better to write random crap than nothing at all? Will Others read random crap, or will they skim once they see the topic, totally missing all of the hidden in-jokes? I already know the answer to that one... maybe I will write about it some day...

The Edward