99 bottles of post on the wall...

Well, it is official! This is my 99th post on this blog, according to the little counter that it shows me when I log in! 99 long posts. 3*3*11 posts. And yet, being immortal, this is but a small fraction of the posts I am sure to make in the future! (Or, this one in a long way in the past if you are reading this in the future). Speaking of which, I am dedicating this post to The Future! Here's to you, The Future!

As I've stated before, there should be many more people reading these posts in the future, since the posts will exist much longer into the future than they have in the past. Maybe you are someone who just read my millionth post and was wondering how it all began. If so, you still have 98 others before the beginning, friend, so keep on reading! I'll assume that my skills have developed over time, so you are probably reading this saying, "Man alive, he wrote like crap way back then. How did this blog ever survive? Now, he words are as poems glistening on dew soaked leaves in the morning sun, waking souls of all who hear but one word of the days blog. But back then compared to now, it is like having someone scrap a metal file over the inner gum-line of ones teeth while having one pussy reamed with a spiked dildo." (I am assuming all of my way distant readers will be women, though with lines like that, I some how am beginning to doubt that.)

Maybe I should be more cautious in my writings? Maybe time travel will be invented, and millions of offended women will be flying back through time to beat me senseless with Baby Jesus Buttplugs for my writings? It seems as though once something is written in this modern age, it will last forever. So, I am testing this theory out. What until you see my next post, "The Problem with Black People"!

The Edward

PS I thought I would like these Mac-things, but the spell checking method I used on Windows doesn't seem to work well on Macs. I just realized that it wasn't spell checking my posts when I used a Mac. :( And of course, blogger seems to lack this very important feature! Why? They have spell check for website, gmail, text entry fields, etc, but Google thinks blogs shouldn't be spell checked? Bastards.