Seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade

Not just pretty words. I know we're all concerned about the environment. So, this morning, let's discuss how to prevent forest fires. Do you think that when a new baby arrives, one of the other children has to die? Oh, no. He lives.

Well, now that that is out of the way, Hello. And welcome to another edition of Movie Quotes. Tonight's quotes were brought to you courtesy of that lovable 1993 movie, Addams Family Values. Enjoy the hijinx of love slaves and summer camp. See people roped and bound for the pleasure of the viewing audience. Laugh at the death of a family member. And most importantly, hear the quotes that are quotable, and of course repeat them throughout the day tomorrow so that way people who have not yet seen the movie can enjoy the highlights of the movie with you.

Your friends will burst out laughing, as shown in these example:

Biff: Hey there friend, how was your weekend? Do anything new or exciting?
You: Do you know what happens if my mother uses a fabric softener?
Biff: Uh, no?
You: I die.
Biff and You laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

Biff: I just finished this report and I'm going to present it to the big cheese. Give me your honest opinion.
You: Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities.
Biff and You laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

You, alone in a room: ...look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them.
You laugh and laugh and laugh, never leaving the quiet safety of that room again. Thanks Addams Family!

The Edward