Friday, July 18, 2008

The Sqeam are coming!

There are a lot of posts in the queue waiting to be finished, but I had a dream last night, a dream of The Sqeam. They told me that this was more important than those other posts - I was to let The World know that they are coming. I thought it was odd that there was no "u" after that "q" in their name, so I guess the only thing missing from the invasion of The Sqeam is U!

They kind of look like plant pods, but with more than one tentacle out the top with a pad at the end of each tentacle. Maybe some leg-type things out the bottom. I didn't get to observe them directly, I just got to see a shadowy outline of them on a cereal box. I think they are going to be marketing a new breakfast cereal sometime soon. There were always two of them together, so maybe they function in pairs - this might be a weakness of theirs that we can exploit!

Though, now that I think about it further, I do not think that they were telling me all of this in order that we might prepare for a war or physical assault on our World. I think they that they are a race of traders and marketing people, out to capture The Universe's collective imagination with innovative product placement. I think they also have a movie in the works. Hard to say, it is a bit fuzzier now that I am more awake.

Anyway, I've done my part now. I've told The World of The Dream of The Sqeam in my blog that is read around The World. Now it is up to them to arrive ASAP and for us to either welcome them and their products and services, or shun them, potentially leading to a conflict of Epic Proportions! But only for a limited time.

The Edward